Beard-O

Just kidding, of course!  Happy April Fools Day to my awesome subscribers 😉

This beard craze has gone too far!

beardoBrooke

He’s so full of himself. Barry ‘Beard-o’ Jones, world famous beard-model. He thinks he can do anything and women will fall over themselves in the rush to take their clothes off.

This was supposed to be my big break, photographing a star of his caliber so early in my career would propel me into the limelight. I was going to be the personification of professionalism.

Then, on the day of the shoot, I found out why his agency was so hush-hush about it. When Barry takes his pants off in the studio and I get my first glimpse at his other beard, all bets are off, and he takes me for my first time right there in front of some very embarrassed interns and my shocked grandmother, who was visiting from out of town.

As if that wasn’t enough, Barry draws me into the seedy underworld of beard modeling, where facial hair sabotage is only the beginning of how of how far these people will go to be the next big beard on campus. His crazy ex-wife has allied with his arch-rival in a plot to forcibly remove the ginger gold from Barry’s face so she can use it to knit a doll and he can claim Barry’s throne.

Barry says the only thing that can stop them is if he gets me pregnant before the end of the month and he takes every opportunity he can as we flee across the country, narrowly avoiding our enemies at every turn.

I was just supposed to take some photographs… can I really be the mother of the next beard messiah?

Barry

When chicks see this beard, feel it tickling their inner thighs, they’ll believe anything.


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